Anonymous asked: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

valonqared:

#an award winning and a very serius horror show

megaminun:

"omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"

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5 days ago with 246,751 notes

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

6 days ago with 131,399 notes

gamsee:

do you see this, son? this is an screenshot from my old blog back in ‘13. look how many followers i had. yes im sorry that we’re living on the streets son but at least your dad was funky fresh back in his blogging days

1 week ago with 101,440 notes
extravirginoliveroil:

middle school boys in the locker room

extravirginoliveroil:

middle school boys in the locker room

1 week ago with 407,525 notes

suprememoroi:

actual representation of tony abbott

  • me: straight people--
  • straight person: UM wow? can you not reduce us to our sexuality like that? we're just "people" okay. god i swear the gays are taking our rights. i love the gays but honestly shut up i'm not even a homohpboie i'm a homolover. OH SHIT like no i'm not a homo lover like a gay imm uh like im just a heterosexual okay. i'm straight. like honestly. like i'm just a normal person but i'm not gay or anything. but i love gays. anyway, i've gotta go. i'm late for my scheduled sex time tonight. i've only got like 30 seconds left now and i need an entire minute so uh seeya gays :) dont spread hate :)
Jack. 18. Victoria. Australia